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Month: July 2017

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 31, 2017January 3, 2021

NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Accidentally Shot Himself While Juggling Loaded Guns To Prove They’re Safe

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 31, 2017August 1, 2017

John Boehner Admits His Name Should Have Been Pronounced “Boner” All Along

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 30, 2017December 9, 2019

Social Justice Warriors On Annoying Tumblr Blog Enslave Themselves To Make Up For Slavery

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 30, 2017

Reince Priebus Said He’s Totally Over Donald Trump Ten Times In One Hour

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 29, 2017

Supreme Court Rules That Trump Erasing Obama’s Presidency Means Obama Can Run Again In 2020

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 29, 2017December 9, 2019

Murkowski And Collins’ Healthcare Votes Remind Conservatives Why They Loathe Congresswomen

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 28, 2017July 28, 2017

Mike Pence Put On His Special, Obamacare-Repeal-Tie-Breaking Underwear For Nothing

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 28, 2017July 28, 2017

Donald Trump Claims That Robert Pattinson Would Play Him In A Bio Film During Healthcare Presser

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 26, 2017June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Goes Bankrupt In Family Monopoly Game, Sues His Children In Real Life

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 26, 2017

Like The Female Dragonfly, Melania Trump Fakes Death To Avoid Sex With Donald Trump

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