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Month: July 2017

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 8, 2017

Melania Trump Admits In New “The View” Interview That She Voted For Hillary

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 7, 2017

Trump Suggests To Congress That US Flag Be Changed To A Picture Of His Electoral College Win

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 7, 2017July 9, 2017

Elephant Avenges Mother’s Death, Travels 7,000 Miles To Trample Poacher’s Mother in Kansas

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 6, 2017July 6, 2017

White House Chef Quits Because Trump Has Only Eaten Fast Food For 6 Months

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 6, 2017July 9, 2017

Wonder Woman’s Box Office Success Shatters Every Sexist Stereotype Alt-Right Troll Clings To

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 6, 2017June 5, 2020

Mike Pence Privately Suspects Donald Trump Lied About Praying For 2 Hours Every Night

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 5, 2017

In Latest Fox News Lineup Shakeup, New Mike Huckabee Show Given All 3 Primetime Hours

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 5, 2017May 10, 2021

Biologists Translate Dolphin Language, Find It Filled With Derogatory Slur Words For Humans

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 4, 2017

New Police Rule Instructs Black Cops Not To Carry Guns To Avoid Being Shot By Easily Frightened White Cops

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 4, 2017

Donald Trump Tells Lawyer He’s Only Asking What Prison Is Like For A Friend

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