Trump Apologizes For Wrongly Stating Obama Wiretapped—Lolz JK, We Couldn’t Keep A Straight Face


St. Louis, MO—

Total just kidding, y’all. President Donald Trump doesn’t ever apologize for anything because he’s a shitty person.

We were going to say that President Trump apologized to President Obama for incorrectly stating that Mr. Obama directed the FBI to wiretap Trump Tower prior to the 2016 election, a statement Jeff Sessions’ Justice Department just revealed in a quiet statement had no basis in fact. But it was too laughable an idea to even finish the headline. We’re still laughing about the idea that Trump would ever apologize to Obama. An intern heard the idea announced out loud while drinking a glass of milk and spit the milk out his nose just at the idea that Trump would even acknowledge the malicious lie.

Anyway, we here at The Halfway Post hope you have a great rest of your day!

(Photo courtesy of Gage Skidmore.)

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