Alex Jones Claims President Trump Doesn’t Exist, Is A Liberal Hoax To Make Conservatives Look Bad


Dallas, Texas—

Alex Jones, on his shitty radio show, today claimed that Donald Trump’s entire presidential campaign, electoral victory, and 7-month old presidency were all one giant liberal hoax intended to make conservatives look bad.

“This is an epic false flag operation that Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama perpetrated on good, American patriots,” Jones said. “The fact of the matter is that Donald Trump doesn’t exist, and has never existed. This plot to make conservatives look morally bankrupt for electing Trump has been going on since 1946, when Trump was supposedly born. But I’ve looked, ladies and gentlemen. There is no birth certificate for Donald Trump, and there are no records that he ever existed. It sounds crazy, but I swear it’s true. Donald Trump does not exist. And if you look at photos of President Trump, it’s obvious that the guy you’re looking at is actually several different actors. Probably just Hillary and Obama wearing white male masks.”

It was a flippant remark, and then Alex Jones switched topics to one of the many shitty end-times, apocalyptic survivalist products with which he uses his fear-based radio show to sell to old white people who live in safe suburban neighborhoods.

(Picture courtesy of Tyler Merbler.)

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