by colefigus Posted on November 25, 2017July 9, 2020 Local Conservative Reads The Second Amendment, Astonished To Learn It Calls For “Well Regulated Militias” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 22, 2017April 28, 2020 Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity Are Apparently In A Conspiratorial Arms Race Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 22, 2017November 22, 2017 Donald Trump Jr. Upset That His Dad Would Pardon A Turkey, But Not Him Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 21, 2017 Local Billionaire/Poacher-Hobbyist Confident That Killing Threatened Elephants Will Help Save Species Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 19, 2017April 28, 2020 “Libs Are Snowflakes” Say Conservatives Currently Boycotting The Entire Economy For Trump Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 18, 2017June 13, 2022 Nobel Peace Prize Once Again Offered To Any Republican Who Calls For Trump Impeachment Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 17, 2017June 13, 2022 Bob Mueller Releases Voicemail Trump Left Him Begging Him “Dude, Just Be Cool” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 14, 2017July 9, 2020 “Jesus Was White” Say Evangelicals Who Do Not Understand Geography, History Or Genetics Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 13, 2017December 10, 2019 Trump Nominates Bernie Madoff—Who Is In Prison For Fraud—For Head Of Social Security Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 13, 2017December 11, 2020 Mike Pence Vows To Never Visit Alabama Or Its Devilishly Temptress Teenage Girls Read More