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Month: February 2018

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 28, 2018November 3, 2020

Conservatives Across America Threaten To Become Gun Nuts If People Keep Calling Them Gun Nuts

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 26, 2018June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Asked Robert Mueller Who Is Going To Be Indicted Next, “For A Friend”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 25, 2018

In Anticipation Of Future Indictments, Donald Trump Claims He Only Met Jared Kushner “Like, One Time”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 24, 2018October 11, 2020

The NRA Postpones New “Training Wheels Ar-15” Product Line Designed For Kids Aged 3 And Up

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 23, 2018June 13, 2022

GOP Proposes Child Labor For Students To Work In Order To Pay For Their Schools’ Armed Guards

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 23, 2018June 13, 2022

Marco Rubio Actually Committed To No Longer Accepting NRA Campaign Donations…Lol, JK, NOT!

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 20, 2018April 3, 2021

Local Voter Torn Between Democrats’ Plan To Reduce Gun Violence, And Republicans’ Plan To Do Nothing

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 20, 2018June 13, 2022

No Offense, God, But You’re Kind Of Letting Global Fascism Rise Again, Like, WTF?

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 17, 2018December 10, 2019

Republican Senator Unveils Plan To Send All Of America’s Teachers Through A Marine Bootcamp

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 16, 2018July 11, 2020

Republicans Unveil A National “Thoughts And Prayers” Hotline They Promise Will Stop All Mass Shootings

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