St. Louis, MO—
Another big mass shooting happened. What a cliché.
Once again, conservative gun zealots have shielded themselves with pavlovian worship of the right to potentially rise up in armed-rebellion against the federal government, and refused to accept that individual mass shootings are indicative of a larger societal failing. Conservatives have been moved to pray for the assaulted city, and have played the liberals-are-disrespectful-to-the-victims-and-survivors card in response to passionate liberal pleas calling for America to start regulating guns like all the other industrialized nations in Western Europe.
But the problem is not that Conservatives haven’t picked a solution to gun violence—they have. They picked prayer. They’re always allegedly praying for America.
But they very evidently aren’t praying hard enough, are they? Have they truly committed themselves to convincing God to lay off a little with the mass murders? Conservatives are really letting America down by falling so piously short in their prayer game, aren’t they?
Every mass murder that occurs while the conservative movement neglects to responsibly legislate mass murder weapons shall henceforth reflect on conservatives’ prayer abilities. And it’s not like modern evangelicals are monastic in focus like Christians used to be in the single digit centuries. I suspect few conservatives actually spend all day and night praying for the end of mass shootings. They no doubt waste a lot of free time they could spend praying by watching TV and absorbing themselves in social media. Perhaps, conservatives merely throw in a mass shooting bit only once per brief, casual nightly prayer while they fall asleep.
Whatever conservatives’ routines in mass shooting-related prayers are, it is conspicuously not enough. They should probably begin praying night and day with as few breaks as homeostatically possible. They should, no doubt, quit all their social activities to pray more. Every second their prayers fail to bring about the end of this mass shooting era we find ourselves in is a second longer that God is enabled to murder more innocent people based on conservatism’s gun-political malpractice. Evangelicals better get on this!
But the prayers beg the Christian question of why would God alter his Grand Plan® just because conservatives asked him a lot? That doesn’t show any personal responsibility or moral growth on their part does it? Perhaps we might say that God purposefully allows mass shootings to happen because conservatives blatantly obstruct the sensible gun laws that liberals have proven in studies work. Maybe evangelicals should take a hint.
(Picture courtesy of James Case.)
The Halfway Post 
Does the writer think that the US will try to confiscate the 5 million modern sporting rifles that are currently in the hands of the civilian population? Why is the tool that is used in every other crime not the focus? Why are we blasting by the mental illness, xenophobia, racist issues and going right to the inanimate object that holds no intent? 168 dead in OK city bombing and we didn’t try and ban trucks or fertilizer. If you think that people without the access to weapons won’t find a way to inflict pain on others you know is a delusion, right?
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Wow, what a positively Pavlovian response to an article that merely asked why the thoughts & prayers that conservatives have been providing up until this point has yet to provide any tangible benefit. I suggest you read the article again and take all the time you’re currently using to make defensive responses on the internet and instead use it to pray for a religious solution to appear and solve the problem. Without having to ask yourself any tough questions, of course. I wouldn’t want to impose on such a saintly person such as yourself.
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