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Month: April 2018

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 30, 2018July 16, 2020

Liberal Man Turns 50, Decides He’s Old Enough Now To Become An Angry, Racist Republican

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 29, 2018June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Actually Thought Michelle Wolf’s WHCD Roast Was Funny…… Lol JK!

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 28, 2018June 13, 2022

Millions Of Fox News Viewers Heartbroken To Find Out Sean Hannity Is The Biggest Welfare Queen Of All

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 28, 2018June 13, 2022

“Milo Shouldn’t Get Kicked Out Of Bars” Scream Neo-Nazis Who Want To Deport 30 Million+ Americans

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 28, 2018June 13, 2022

MO Gov Eric Greitens Really Hopes A Sexual Assault Conviction Won’t Hurt His Presidential Dreams

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 27, 2018June 13, 2022

Milo Yiannopoulos Is Mad People Hate Him After Years Of Going Out Of His Way To Make People Hate Him

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 26, 2018

Trump: “Michael Cohen Would Only Plead The 5th To Everything If I Was Entirely Innocent, Trust Me”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 24, 2018June 13, 2022

Stephen Miller Is Translating Mein Kampf Into J.R.R. Tolkien’s Elvish For Some Reason

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 23, 2018June 13, 2022

Newly Divorced Donald Trump Jr. Set The Record For Most Tinder Left-Swipes In One Day

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 23, 2018June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz To Texans: “I didn’t Defend My Dad Or Wife From Trump, But, Uh, I Promise I’ll Defend You”

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