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Month: May 2018

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 21, 2018June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Jr. Is Beginning To Think He May Have Overdone It Colluding With So Many Countries

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 16, 2018December 10, 2019

Desperate Trump Promises North Korea He’d Never Break Nuclear Deal Like He Just Broke Iran’s Nuclear Deal

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 16, 2018June 13, 2022

Sean Hannity Reads Donald Trump Supportive Twitter Comments Every Night Before Bed

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 7, 2018June 13, 2022

Kellyanne Conway: “Donald Trump Doesn’t Lie, He Merely Gets Infrequent, Momentary Bouts Of Amnesia”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 7, 2018June 13, 2022

Mike Pence Cancels NRA Speech Because He Doesn’t Feel Safe If There Aren’t 500 AR-15s In The Room

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 6, 2018July 13, 2020

Franklin Graham: “Trump’s Affair With Stormy Daniels Doesn’t Count Cause It Was Awesome!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 5, 2018April 28, 2020

Donald Trump: “Thank You, Kanye, For Doubling My African-American Poll Numbers From 1% To 2%!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 5, 2018April 28, 2020

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Melts Down Behind The Podium And Checks Herself Into Lying Rehab

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  • Posted on May 4, 2018June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Is Reportedly Weirded Out That Evangelicals Keep Telling Him To Support Israel So Jesus Can Come Back And Send The Jews To Hell

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 1, 2018April 28, 2020

Fox News CEO Pledges That If Trump DID Collude With Russia, He’ll Sell Fox To Hillary Clinton For $1

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