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Month: June 2018

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 29, 2018June 13, 2022

Mitch McConnell: “This Supreme Court Vacancy Is Way Different Than Obama’s Last One Because F*** You”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 27, 2018June 13, 2022

The Ghost Of Richard Nixon Is Elated He’s No Longer The Most Crooked President Thanks To Trump

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 27, 2018June 13, 2022

Trump’s Supreme Court Shortlist Includes Tomi Lahren, Ivanka, And Just A Map Of His 2016 Electoral Victory

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 27, 2018

Local, Uninsured Republican Is Ecstatic He Got Cancer Because It’s “Owning Liberals So Bad”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 26, 2018June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Jr. Swears His Advocacy For His Dad Is Not Motivated By Fear Of An Impending Prison Sentence

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 26, 2018July 13, 2020

“Why Won’t Women Date Me?” Asks Trump Staffers Who Cheer The Policy Of Immigrant Kids Being Lost Forever

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 25, 2018June 13, 2022

Alt-Right Neo-Nazi Takes Back Avocado-Picking Job From Deported Mexican, Quits After 20 Minutes

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 25, 2018June 13, 2022

Stephen Miller’s Child-Separation Policy Papers Were Reportedly “Jerked Off All Over On”

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  • Posted on June 23, 2018June 13, 2022

Evangelicals Admit That If The Immigrant Children Were Still Fetuses They Would Care Much More

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 22, 2018June 13, 2020

Parkland High School Crisis-Actors Launch National Voting Drive, Are The Most Committed Method Actors Ever

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