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Month: July 2018

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 30, 2018

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Vows She’ll Serve At Least 25 More Years

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 27, 2018June 13, 2022

History Book Publishers Are Now Scrambling To Add Asterisks Between “President” And “Donald Trump”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 26, 2018

Mike Pence, Pissed That God Hasn’t Made Him President Yet, Converts To Atheism

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 25, 2018

House Republicans Vote On A Resolution To Officially Certify That Rod Rosenstein Is A “Meanie Pants”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 25, 2018June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Says He’s Really Getting Annoyed With People Taping Him Doing Disturbing And Illegal Things

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 23, 2018

Donald Trump Hires New Russian White House Janitor That Looks Exactly Like Vladimir Putin

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 22, 2018June 13, 2022

Robert Mueller Is Reportedly Very Disappointed Michael Cohen Was So Easy To Flip

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 18, 2018June 13, 2022

Trump’s Cabinet All Resign Out Of Shame For Trump… LOL, JK. They’re All Robbing America Still

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 13, 2018June 13, 2022

Earthquake At Richard Spencer’s “White Sperm Doomsday Vault” Means He Has To Start His Collection All Over

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 11, 2018June 13, 2022

God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People

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