72-Year-Old American Man Got Caught Blowing 65-Year-Old Russian Man In A Helsinki Spa

41560066451_77b91945b6_z

Helsinki, Finland

BREAKING NEWS

The Halfway Post is just getting reports that a gross, blonde, American man of about 72-years just got busted by Finnish police blowing an old, Russian man of about 65 in a Helsinki spa. The American man was noted to have had a ridiculous haircut, and his hair was both smothered in places and sticking up, not unlike a cockatiel bird, after having what appears to have been a very passionate show of oral sexual attraction for his Russian associate.

The Russian man was reportedly shirtless, and still had his pants fly unzipped at the time of his arrest.

Updates will be issued as soon as The Halfway Post learns more.

Leave a Reply