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Month: June 2019

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 24, 2019July 1, 2020

Local Christian Starting To Suspect Jesus Would Not Approve Of Donald Trump

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 20, 2019June 15, 2020

Dick Cheney Has Been Tutoring Trump On Manufacturing Middle East Wars

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 19, 2019June 13, 2022

Local Christian Admits He’s Never Read The Bible, Just Likes Judging People

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 17, 2019February 2, 2021

Donald Trump Erroneously Claims The Patriarch of Judaism Was Abraham Lincoln

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 16, 2019July 1, 2020

Tom Cotton Gets Full Erection In Senate Speech Calling For War With Iran

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 16, 2019November 14, 2020

Racist Trump Supporters Refuse To Assimilate Into American Culture

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022

Following Sarah Sanders’ Retirement, Kellyanne Conway Is Coronated Liar Queen

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022

Sarah Sanders Denies Leaving White House, So We Know She Actually Is Leaving

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Says It’s Fake News That “Idiot” Donald Trump Jr. Is His Son

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022

Democrats Admit They Wouldn’t Call The FBI If Russia Sent Them Trump’s Pee Tapes

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