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Month: November 2019

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 26, 2019July 14, 2020

Mike Pence Reportedly Distracts Trump’s Worst Impulses With Pudding Cups

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 23, 2019June 13, 2022

Rudy Giuliani: “Trump Is 100% Innocent… But If He Ever Turns On Me I’ll Rat”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 22, 2019June 13, 2022

Fox News Announces New Show: “Trump’s Thoughts,” Where The President Calls In And Rants For Half An Hour

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 21, 2019June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Worries He’s Letting Down Vladimir Putin By Being Impeached So Soon

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 21, 2019June 13, 2022

Trump Fans Are Boycotting Crayola Crayons For Having Too Many “Immigrant Colors”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 20, 2019June 13, 2022

Donald Trump’s New Nickname For Speaker Pelosi Is “Menopausal Nancy”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 20, 2019June 13, 2022

Trump Claims Democrats Blackmailed Zelensky Into Blackmailing Him Into Extorting Zelensky

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 19, 2019June 13, 2022

South Carolina’s New Gerrymandered Map Put All Black Residents In 1 District

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 19, 2019September 4, 2020

Local Incels Insist Feminists Are The “Real Nazis” Because Women “Won’t Put Out”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 18, 2019July 13, 2020

BREAKING: Donald Trump Got A Heart Transplant From An Immigrant Donor

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