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Month: December 2019

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 31, 2019June 13, 2022

Trump Gave Barron A Signed Portrait Of Himself For Christmas

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 31, 2019December 31, 2019

Mitch McConnell Admits He’d Do Exactly What Pelosi Has Done With Impeachment

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 31, 2019June 1, 2022

Mass Shooting Miracle: Thanks To Good Guys With Guns, Only 27 People Died In Crossfire

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 31, 2019December 31, 2019

Poll: Which Was YOUR Favorite Trump Crime In 2019?

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 30, 2019June 13, 2022

Make-A-Wish Kids Request To See Donald Trump’s Tax Returns

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 28, 2019December 28, 2019

Despite “Honoring History,” Southern States Don’t Want Statues Of General Sherman

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 27, 2019December 27, 2019

Donald Trump Astounded To Learn Most Americans Actually Pay Their Taxes

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 26, 2019December 26, 2019

Mike Pence Surprised To Learn How Many Policy Ideas He Shares With ISIS

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 24, 2019June 13, 2022

Pelosi Says She’ll Pass A New Article Of Impeachment Each Week Until Trump Resigns

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 23, 2019June 16, 2020

Christian Groups Give Up On Praying To End Gun Deaths & Abortion, Admit God’s A Dick

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