Don Jr. And Eric Are Fighting Over Who Gets To Be President After Ivanka

Washington D.C.—

According to Trump Organization insiders, President Donald Trump’s sons are fighting over who gets to be president after Ivanka’s planned run for the Presidency in 2024.

“It’s really gotten out of hand,” explained a Trump Organization executive who requested anonymity to discuss the Trump family squabble. “Their rivalry is affecting everyone’s work here at Trump Tower. It started when Eric snuck into Don Jr.’s office and wrote a fake memo of resignation from the family business using Don Jr.’s email address, and then submitted it to the board of directors. To get even, Don Jr. stole Eric’s cell phone while he was at lunch, and got onto Eric’s Twitter app and posted ‘I think Hillary is innocent, and also kind of hot!’ which made a big uproar with Donald Trump’s supporters and the boys’ future prospective voters. In retaliation, Eric forged Don Jr.’s signature on all the necessary government forms in order to legally change Don Jr.’s name to ‘Juan Illegal,’ which Eric thought would convince Republican voters not to vote for him. Then Don Jr. convinced Eric that he was adopted, which really upset him, so to get back at Don Jr., Eric called him from a blocked phone number pretending to be Bob Mueller and claimed the FBI wanted to have another chat over his contacts with Russian nationals in Trump Tower. That spooked Don Jr. pretty bad, and he went into hiding for the last two weeks and now no one knows where he is. It’s been chaos at Trump Tower.”

Both boys are polling at <1% in early potential 2024 matchups.

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(Picture: ABC NEWS – 7/19/16 – Coverage of the 2016 Republican National Convention from the Convention Center in Cleveland, Ohio, which airs on all ABC News programs and platforms. Donald Trump’s family announces the New York votes that made their father the Republican Presidential candidate. (ABC/ Ida Mae Astute) TRUMP FAMILY – DONALD TRUMP, JR., IVANKA TRUMP, ERIC TRUMP, TIFFANY TRUMP)

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