St. Louis, MO—
The following are people, nations, and inanimate objects President Donald Trump has blamed for the spread of coronavirus in America other than himself:
- Rosie O’Donnell
- China
- Frederick Douglass
- Eric Trump
- The hotels in Washington D.C. competing against his own
- Malia Obama
- Medium-rare steaks
- Megyn Kelly’s bleeding “wherever”
- The Halfway Post
- John McCain’s Ghost
- All the Scottish people who won’t golf at his Turnberry course
- The “long, totally boring” policy outlines the Obama administration crafted on how to deal with global epidemics
- The dozen or so coffee boys working for his campaign who ratted on him to Democrats and Mueller
- Fox News polls that show him losing to Joe Biden
- COVID Czar Mike Pence
- The impeachment witch hunt
- The medical professionals who keep trying to test Americans for coronavirus
- Sanctuary cities
- Hillary Clinton
- The $25 million he had to pay for his Trump University fraud
- Alex Baldwin, and the rest of the Saturday Night Live cast
- James Comey
- Staircases
- Weak hairspray
- Mike Bloomberg
- NATO
- People who say he has small hands
- Kristen Stewart
- The two dozen women who have accused him of sexual assault
- Italy
- NFL players who kneel during the national anthem
- Vladimir Putin’s political opponents
- The DNC
- The 1990s
- The imprisonment of Paul Manafort and Roger Stone
- Nancy Pelosi
- Congress, for not repealing Obamacare
- Jeb Bush’s low energy in 2016
- Mexico
- Jeff Sessions recusing himself
- Michelle Obama’s vegetable garden
- Las Vegas, for not giving him a casino license
- The Deep State
- Meryl Streep
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