The List Of People Trump Has Blamed For Coronavirus Other Than Himself

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The following are people, nations, and inanimate objects President Donald Trump has blamed for the spread of coronavirus in America other than himself:

  • Rosie O’Donnell
  • China
  • Frederick Douglass
  • Eric Trump
  • The hotels in Washington D.C. competing against his own
  • Malia Obama
  • Medium-rare steaks
  • Megyn Kelly’s bleeding “wherever”
  • The Halfway Post
  • John McCain
  • All the Scottish people who won’t golf at his Turnberry course
  • The “long, totally boring” policy outlines the Obama administration crafted on how to deal with global epidemics
  • The dozen or so coffee boys working for his campaign who ratted on him to Democrats and Mueller
  • Fox News polls that show him losing to Joe Biden
  • Mike Pence
  • The impeachment witch hunt
  • The medical professionals who keep trying to test Americans for coronavirus
  • Sanctuary cities
  • Hillary Clinton
  • The $25 million he had to pay for his Trump University fraud
  • Alex Baldwin, and the rest of the Saturday Night Live cast
  • James Comey
  • Staircases
  • Weak hairspray
  • Mike Bloomberg
  • NATO
  • People who say he has small hands
  • Kristen Stewart
  • The two dozen women who have accused him of sexual assault
  • Italy
  • NFL players who kneel during the national anthem
  • Vladimir Putin’s political opponents
  • The DNC
  • The 1990s
  • The imprisonment of Paul Manafort and Roger Stone
  • Nancy Pelosi
  • Congress, for not repealing Obamacare
  • Jeb Bush’s low energy in 2016
  • Mexico
  • Jeff Sessions recusing himself
  • Michelle Obama’s vegetable garden
  • Las Vegas, for not giving him a casino license
  • Robert DeNiro
  • The Deep State
  • Meryl Streep

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