Mar-a-Lago Suspiciously Just Ordered Enough Kool-Aid Mix For 3,000 People To Be Delivered On November 2nd

Miami, FL—

President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida reportedly just made a suspicious order of 175 pounds of Kool-Aid powder.

Even more suspicious, the delivery date for the shipment is November 2nd, the day before the presidential election.

The Halfway Post reached out to the Trump Organization, but a spokeswoman for the company would only say that the Kool-Aid order had nothing at all to do with Trump’s cratering poll numbers.

“President Trump is on track to win reelection by the biggest electoral landslide in history,” said the spokeswoman. “America overwhelmingly approves of the job he has done keeping America safe from COVID!”

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