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Month: October 2020

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 30, 2020June 13, 2022

Leaked GOP Memo Outlines Strategy To Pretend Trump Never Happened If Biden Wins

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 30, 2020October 30, 2020

Trump Started His Own Polling Company Called “Genius Polls” That Show Him Winning 65% Of The Vote

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 29, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Demands The Election Be Called November 3rd, “Unless Biden Is Ahead In Texas”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 28, 2020June 13, 2022

Questions Trump Should Have Been Asked In The Election, But Wasn’t

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 28, 2020June 13, 2022

Susan Collins Vows To Use Harsher Words Than “Troubling” To Describe Trump If He Loses

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 28, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Promises His Plan To Beat COVID Will Be Unveiled November 4th

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 27, 2020June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Tells Wavering Christian Voters He’s A Virgin

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 26, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Wrote A Poem Comparing Ted Cruz To A Turd

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 26, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Wanted To Do A Swimsuit Calendar Photoshoot With Ivanka As A Fundraiser

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 26, 2020June 13, 2022

Mitch McConnell Had A Visible Erection While The Senate Voted On Amy Coney Barrett

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