According to the latest Gallupinniac poll, a large majority of Trump voters believe Joe Biden was president when COVID-19 hit America.
Some of the poll’s other findings:
- 41% of Trump voters believe Nancy Pelosi keeps a vial of COVID-19 in a little glass bottle on a necklace she wears around her neck.
- 57% of Trump voters said they would lose all interest in politics if Vice President Mike Pence took over as President in the event of Trump dying from COVID-19.
- 36% of school children aged 6-10 said they felt “scared” when showed a picture of Trump’s orange face, and another 64% laughed thinking he was a clown.
- 91% of Obama/Trump voters regretted their vote for Trump, and, of that group, 9% reported subjecting themselves to physical pain in penance for their Trump votes.
- 32% of Trump voters believe Melania Trump is his first wife.
- 18% of Trump voters believe Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has the ability to turn herself real small and crawl into Joe Biden’s head through his ears and convince him to “do socialism.”
- 94% of Trump voters think it’s real suspicious only Republicans are getting infected with COVID-19 despite the fact that Democrats are very publicly distancing and wearing masks.
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