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Anti-Gay Evangelical Senator: "The Gays Tricked Me Into Forcing My Mistress To Get An Abortion"
Tomi Lahren Says She Wishes MLK Jr. Was Still Alive So She Could Tell Him To “Sit Down And Shut Up”
Make-A-Wish Kids Request To See Donald Trump's Tax Returns
Gun Rally Man Wearing 3 AR-15s Says He Feels Threatened By Biracial Couples
Donald Trump Owes Over $10,000 To The Girl Scouts For Unpaid Cookie Bills
Trump Says He'd Love For John Bolton To Testify, But That Bolton Is Under Audit
Christians Haven’t Blamed Natural Disasters On The President Since 2016...
Trump Reportedly Told Mike Pence His Wife Was A "4" But His Daughters Were "9's"

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