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by colefigus Posted on June 14, 2018June 13, 2022 Republican Senate Candidate Is So Anti-Gay That Everyone Is Just Assuming He’s A Homosexual Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 4, 2018June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Is Reportedly Weirded Out That Evangelicals Keep Telling Him To Support Israel So Jesus Can Come Back And Send The Jews To Hell Read More
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