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Trump and First Lady Melania Trump participate in a meet and greet with Supreme Court Justices</image:title><image:caption>President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump participate in a meet and greet with Supreme Court Justices Thursday, November 8, 2018, at the Supreme Court of the United States in Washington, D.C.  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