General Silliness
- The Internet’s 25 Dumbest Personal Essays
- Allen Ginsberg’s Howl, For The Gen Xers Who Vote In Trump
- A Casual Reminder That These Are The Lyrics To The Ramones’ “Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue”
- The Most Self-Destructively Woke Classes Currently Taught In Colleges
- The Ghosts of Past Presidents Are Haunting The White House!
- Dark Spin-Offs For NBC’s “The Office”
- An Alien’s Advice For Humans’ Evolutionary Defects
- The Aqueduct New Deal Will Destroy Rome
- Pretentious Artspeak For Juvenile Graffiti
- A Day In The Life Of Elon Musk
- Updated Corporate Slogans That Aren’t In Any Way Problematic
- Feel-Good Stories That Prove The World Is Becoming More Equal
- Man Wearing Three AR-15s Says He Feels Threatened By Biracial Couples
- McDonalds Fans Say Grimace Has Betrayed The Body Positivity Movement After Losing 250 Pounds
- A Chubby Man Just Told A Woman “If You Lost Like 10 lbs You’d Be Hotter”
- A Day In The Life Of A Woke, Satanic, Communist Democrat
- Guess The US President By His Slutty Pickup Line
Donald Trump
- Trump Can’t Find A Chef To Work For His White House
- Book Endings If They Were About Donald Trump
- Remember That Donald Trump Was Born In A Time Of Widespread Lead-Based Paint Use
- Things Donald Trump Doesn’t Know, And At This Point Is Afraid To Ask
- Donald Trump Is Suing His Grandchildren For Breaching Their Non-Disclosure Agreements
- A New STD Was Just Named In Honor Of Donald Trump
- When Trump Complained About “Harassment,” Nancy Pelosi Asked Him What He Was Wearing When It Happened
- Free Insults For Trump’s Primary Opponents To Use
- The Enigma That Is Donald Trump’s Relationship With Ivanka
- HELP WANTED: Join Donald Trump’s Legal Team Today!
- Donald Trump’s Most Cringey Interview Of All Time
- Nancy Pelosi’s Hatred Of Donald Trump Is An Aesthetic
- Trump’s Stupidest Excuses So Far For Stealing Nuclear Secrets
- Awful Things Trump Has Said About Our Other Presidents
- Questions Journalists Should Demand Trump Answer
Politics
- Democrats Are Planning A “Project 2029” That Limits Sexual Rights For Men
- Marjorie Taylor Greene Has A Tinder Profile
- Josh Hawley’s New Book Talks A LOT About Masturbation
- God Says Ted Cruz Is The Biggest Asshole In The Universe
- Trump Voters Just Aren’t Assimilating Into American Culture
- This Is The Nightmarish Republican Utopia For Women In Project 2025
- Stephen Miller Implied He Has Eaten Human Meat
- An Earthquake Just Wrecked Steve Bannon’s “White Sperm Doomsday Vault”
- MAGA Fans Are Annoyed When The Brown People They Yell At Turn Out To Be Citizens
- Can Republicans Write Good Books?
- Republican House Majority Bingo
- Dr. Oz’s Top Excuses For Why He’s Never In Pennsylvania
- Republicans Are Clueless About Women’s Anatomy
- The GOP Wants Subsidized School Lunches To Get Spit On By Lunch Ladies
- Insane Texts Have Already Been Found On Alex Jones’s Phone
- New Emails From Alex Jones’s Phone Just Leaked!
- Conservatives Clearly Aren’t Praying Enough To Stop Mass Shootings
- Mike Lindell Claims Democrats Paid “Mole People” To Bury Trump Ballots
Christianity
- Noah Says He’s Sorry for Bringing Chlamydia on the Ark
- Trump’s New Bible Confuses Jesus With Other Mythical Characters
- A Letter From The Frontline Of The War On Christmas
- I Was The Waiter At The Last Supper, And Jesus Was A Total Karen
- Christians Are Blissfully Unaware Their Christmas Trees Are Pagan AF
- The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children
- A Homophobic Pastor Who Claimed Straight People Can’t Get COVID Just Got It For The Third Time
- Jesus Just Returned, Wants To Know Who Decided “Christians” Didn’t Have To Be Jewish
- Joel Osteen Says He Has Never Heard Of Camels And Needles
- God Says Donald Trump Was A Test, And Republicans Failed It
- Donald Trump Talked To Joel Osteen About How To Set Up A Televangelist Church
- God Admits Humans Aren’t In His Top 10 All-Time Favorite Creations
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