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MAGA Voters Think Trump Is Now Lower Energy Than Jeb Bush

  • Posted on October 21, 2026October 21, 2026

The Founders Never Intended For The President To Be A Petulant Baby

  • Posted on October 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Will Trump Sue Jared Kushner For Getting Him Into The Iran War?

  • Posted on October 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Rudy Giuliani Is Ready For One Last “Election Fraud” Marathon For Old Times’ Sake

  • Posted on October 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Everyone Is Blackmailing Donald Trump

  • Posted on October 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Kimberly Guilfoyle Is Leaking Secrets About Trump Until He Pardons Her

  • Posted on October 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Kimberly Guilfoyle Has “Substantial Blackmail” On The Trump Family

  • Posted on October 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Republicans Mourn The Loss Of Millions Of Russian Bots

  • Posted on October 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Republican Media Collapsed After Ukraine Bombed Russian Data Centers

  • Posted on October 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Republicans’ New Slogans To Save Their Plummeting Poll Numbers

  • Posted on October 11, 2026October 11, 2026

Pete Hegseth Is Checking Soldiers’ “Anal Hymens” For Signs Of Gay

  • Posted on October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Another Trump Loving Pastor Burned His Church Down With His Meth Lab

  • Posted on October 8, 2026October 8, 2026
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  • Posted on October 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Donald Trump’s Biggest Fears

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Trump Just Learned What The Viral Phrase “When It Happens” Means

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Senator Burt Winthrop Died 29 Years Ago, Still Won’t Retire

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 3, 2026October 3, 2026

Donald Trump Will Sue America If Democrats Win Congress

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 2, 2026October 2, 2026

13 Serious Thoughts From The Satirist

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Eric Schmitt Is Battling Tommy Tuberville For Dumbest Senator

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Ranchers Are Mailing “Fresh Cow Pies” To Republicans In Congress

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  • Posted on September 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Paid Subscriptions To Support My Comedy Are On Sale For Just $2.50/Month!

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  • Posted on September 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Ivanka Trump Doesn’t Want You To Call Her Wealth “Blood Money”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Jared Kushner Fears His Secret Deals Might “Technically Be Treason”

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