by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Tucker Carlson Says The Metric System Is “Creepy,” Outs Himself As A Dumbf*** Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Following Sarah Sanders’ Retirement, Kellyanne Conway Is Coronated Liar Queen Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Sarah Sanders Denies Leaving White House, So We Know She Actually Is Leaving Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Donald Trump Says It’s Fake News That “Idiot” Donald Trump Jr. Is His Son Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Democrats Admit They Wouldn’t Call The FBI If Russia Sent Them Trump’s Pee Tapes Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 12, 2019June 12, 2019 God Is Reportedly Pissed Conservatives Don’t Give Him Credit For Aborting All The Miscarriage Babies Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 12, 2019 Mike Pence Wrote A Full-Length Musical Entitled “That Summer In 1975 With Brad Where It Happened” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 11, 2019June 11, 2019 Trump’s Latest Twitter Feud: Calls Paul McCartney “Overrated” And The Beatles “Talentless” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 10, 2019June 10, 2019 Trump Reportedly Told Mike Pence His Wife Was A “4” But His Daughters Were “9’s” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 10, 2019June 10, 2019 Donald Trump Congratulates Self On Negotiating For Free Chips+Salsa At Mexican Restaurant Read More
