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Trump Staffers Built Him A Fake Twitter App To Distract Him From Inciting More Violence

  • Posted on January 14, 2021January 14, 2021

Dispatches From The Capitol Insurrection And 2nd Trump Impeachment

  • Posted on January 14, 2021January 14, 2021

MAGA Fan Dying Of COVID Is Thankful He Got To Spend His Last Years Yelling At Brown People

  • Posted on January 5, 2021January 5, 2021

Mar-A-Lago Just Ordered 45 Pounds Of Kool-Aid Mix To Be Delivered On January 19th

  • Posted on December 31, 2020December 31, 2020

What Paul Ryan Is Doing Now After Leaving Politics

  • Posted on December 31, 2020December 31, 2020

The 10 Dumbest Things Trump Has Said About COVID

  • Posted on December 29, 2020December 29, 2020

The Halfway Post’s Top 10 Articles Of 2020

  • Posted on December 28, 2020December 28, 2020

Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss

  • Posted on December 23, 2020December 23, 2020

Mitch McConnell Was Just Elected The Caliph Of ISIS For His Work Ruining America

  • Posted on December 21, 2020December 21, 2020

Bill Barr Reminded Trump He Can’t Be Fired As He Has The Unredacted Mueller Report

  • Posted on December 5, 2020December 5, 2020

Donald Trump Threatens Joe Biden If He “Ever Hurts” His Lover, Kim Jong Un

  • Posted on December 3, 2020December 3, 2020

Trump Claims After January 20th He’ll Be Doing A Lot Of Reading, Praying, And Sports With Barron

  • Posted on November 30, 2020November 30, 2020
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  • Posted on December 31, 2020December 31, 2020

How To Make 2021 Better Than 2020

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  • Posted on November 30, 2020November 30, 2020

Mike Pence Regrets That Trump Didn’t Do More To Reverse Territorial Gains Made By The Gay Agenda

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  • Posted on November 30, 2020November 30, 2020

Ivanka Trump Won The White House Talent Show Judged By Her Dad For The 4th Consecutive Year

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  • Posted on November 30, 2020November 30, 2020

Trump Is Begging Kim Jong Un Not To Cheat On Him With Biden

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  • Posted on November 30, 2020November 30, 2020

Donald Trump, Bill Barr, and Chris Christie Are Having A Wet T-Shirt Contest To Raise Funds For Vote Recounts

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  • Posted on November 29, 2020November 29, 2020

House Democrats Just Cut Funding For The Cable TV At The White House

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  • Posted on November 29, 2020November 29, 2020

Trump Claimed His Favorite President, Excluding Himself, Was Martin Luther King, Jr.

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  • Posted on November 29, 2020November 29, 2020

Eric Trump Hopes His Dad Will Now Finally Go On That Fishing Trip With Him

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  • Posted on November 29, 2020December 25, 2020

A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A “Church of Trump”

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  • Posted on November 28, 2020November 28, 2020

Trump Says He Noticed The Other Day Joe Biden’s Birth Certificate Looks “Real Sketchy”

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