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Geese Eating The Reflecting Pool’s Blue Paint Are Pooping Blue All Over D.C.

  • Posted on June 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Cuba Is Excited To Negotiate With Trump After Iran Got $300 Billion

  • Posted on June 18, 2026June 18, 2026

The Toxic Reflecting Pool Killed Two Bald Eagles Today

  • Posted on June 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Trump And JD Vance Are Not Talking After Vance’s “Disloyal Leaks”

  • Posted on June 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Trump Is Confusing Iran Deals He Makes In His Nap Dreams With Reality

  • Posted on June 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Ivanka Trump Broke The 1st Rule Of Billionaire Pedophile Islands

  • Posted on June 11, 2026June 11, 2026

The Albanian Protests Are Inspiring More Countries To #EvictTheTrumps

  • Posted on June 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Trump Is Pissed Israel Ruined His Presidency Telling Him Iran Would Be Easy

  • Posted on June 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Everyone Thinks Ivanka And Jared Are Building A New Epstein Island

  • Posted on June 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Hundreds Of Gay Men Are Buying Tickets To Trump’s UFC Fight To Make It Gay

  • Posted on June 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The Internet Has Never Been More United Than Agreeing Stephen Miller Is Ugly

  • Posted on May 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Was Trump Blackmailed Or Bribed To War With Iran, Or Is He Just Dumb?

  • Posted on May 28, 2026May 28, 2026
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  • Posted on May 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Trump’s Latest Iran Deal Demands Iran Say It Was Joe Biden’s Fault

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  • Posted on May 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Higher Than Ever With Sex Offenders

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  • Posted on May 23, 2026May 23, 2026

A Majority Of Americans Believe Todd Blanche Has No Soul

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  • Posted on May 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Lauren Boebert’s Tinder Profile

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  • Posted on May 21, 2026May 21, 2026

A Danish Doctor Named A New STD “Trumporrhea” After Trump

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  • Posted on May 20, 2026May 20, 2026

God Says Humans Aren’t In His Top 10 Favorite Creations

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  • Posted on May 19, 2026May 19, 2026

White House Ballroom Site Porta Potty Spilled Excretory Waste Into Trump’s Bunker

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  • Posted on May 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Trump’s Suspected Childhood Lead Paint Eating Problem

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  • Posted on May 17, 2026May 17, 2026

RFK Jr.’s Top Tips On How To Avoid Catching The Hantavirus

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  • Posted on May 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Meet “The Clitorati,” The Secretive Feminist Mafia Fighting Fascism

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