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Trump Won’t Sue You For Calling Him A Pedophile Because He Can’t

  • Posted on July 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Trump Wants The FCC To Ban On-Air Mentions Of His Body Odor

  • Posted on July 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Trump Says He Can Run For A Third Term, But Obama Can’t

  • Posted on July 27, 2026July 27, 2026

The Clitorati, The Secretive Feminist Mafia Who Hate Trump, Are Growing Fast

  • Posted on July 26, 2026July 26, 2026

A White House Chef Says Donald Trump Eats Like A Revolting Slob

  • Posted on July 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The Internet Wants Andrew Tate’s Cannibal Prison Neighbor To Eat Him

  • Posted on July 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Pete Hegseth Is Being Offered $10,000 To Publicly Take A Testosterone Test

  • Posted on July 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Donald Trump Made Himself A Joke In Front Of 2 Billion Football Fans

  • Posted on July 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Donald Trump Is Furious He Got Edited Out Of World Cup Photos

  • Posted on July 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Trump Just Told The Entire Country On Live TV That He’s Incompetent

  • Posted on July 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Todd Blanche’s Law License Just Committed Suicide

  • Posted on July 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Elon Musk And DOGE Gave America Diarrhea

  • Posted on July 14, 2026July 14, 2026
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  • Posted on July 13, 2026July 13, 2026

Enjoy My Comedy? Here’s A Few Small Things You Can Do To Give Back!

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  • Posted on July 12, 2026July 12, 2026

Doctors Have Named The Diarrhea Epidemic “Trumporrhea”

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  • Posted on July 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Trump Wants A Second FIFA Peace Prize To Have Twice As Many Peace Prizes As Obama

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  • Posted on July 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Mitch McConnell Is Screwing KY Voters One Last Time Hiding His Death

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  • Posted on July 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Kentuckians Deserve Two Alive Senators

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  • Posted on July 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Jokes About Mitch McConnell Before He Goes To Hell

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  • Posted on July 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Stephen Miller Is Refusing To Come Out Of His Coffin Until Birthright Citizenship Ends

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  • Posted on July 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The Bible Demands Trump Be Stoned For His Official Adulterous Rape Verdict

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  • Posted on June 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Trump’s 250th Fair Has Been “Ruined” By Low Attendance, Masturbators

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  • Posted on June 27, 2026June 27, 2026

Donald Trump Is Pissed He Picked The “Loser” In The Ukraine War

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