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Senator Burt Winthrop Died 29 Years Ago, Still Won’t Retire

  • Posted on October 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Donald Trump Will Sue America If Democrats Win Congress

  • Posted on October 3, 2026October 3, 2026

13 Serious Thoughts From The Satirist

  • Posted on October 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Eric Schmitt Is Battling Tommy Tuberville For Dumbest Senator

  • Posted on October 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Ranchers Are Mailing “Fresh Cow Pies” To Republicans In Congress

  • Posted on September 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Paid Subscriptions To Support My Comedy Are On Sale For Just $2.50/Month!

  • Posted on September 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Ivanka Trump Doesn’t Want You To Call Her Wealth “Blood Money”

  • Posted on September 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Jared Kushner Fears His Secret Deals Might “Technically Be Treason”

  • Posted on September 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Why Does Donald Trump Jr. Have A Russian Sugar Daddy?

  • Posted on September 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Europeans’ New Nickname For JD Vance Is “Vladimir Futon” Referencing His Love For Putin And Furniture

  • Posted on September 25, 2026September 25, 2026

The Bible’s Best Verse: When A Bald Man Makes A Bear Attack 42 Children

  • Posted on September 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Republicans Worry “Trump TV” Is Stockpiling Impeachment Evidence

  • Posted on September 23, 2026September 23, 2026
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  • Posted on September 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Reports Of Ghost Activity At The White House Are Increasing

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  • Posted on September 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The Blue Wave Just Keeps Getting Bigger

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  • Posted on September 20, 2026September 20, 2026

The Lord Of The Rings… If Donald Trump Was Frodo

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  • Posted on September 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Donald Trump Is Worried Everyone Can Tell He Had A Stroke

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  • Posted on September 14, 2026September 14, 2026

The Socialists’ “Aqueduct New Deal” Will Destroy Rome!

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  • Posted on September 11, 2026September 11, 2026

European Prosecutors Can Unravel Todd Blanche’s Epstein Cover-up

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  • Posted on September 9, 2026September 9, 2026

The Trump Nickname “Saddam Insane” Is Going Viral Globally

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  • Posted on September 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Democrats Can Use Trump’s Policies To Deport Elon Musk To Sudan

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  • Posted on September 6, 2026September 6, 2026

Noah Says He’s Sorry For Bringing All The STDs Along On The Ark

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  • Posted on September 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Mitch McConnell’s Body Was Brought To A GOP “Closetocracy Party”

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