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The Top Craziest Things Trump Has Said About His Presidential Predecessors

  • Posted on May 19, 2022June 30, 2022

Jared Kushner Has Already Lost $1.4 Billion Of The $2 Billion The Saudi Government Gave Him

  • Posted on April 13, 2022June 30, 2022

The Apology Paul Ryan Owes America

  • Posted on April 8, 2022June 30, 2022

Trump Routinely Forced Staffers To Shred And Eat White House Documents

  • Posted on February 6, 2022June 30, 2022

“Blacks 4 Trump” Group Caught Using Blackface To Pretend They Have Black Members

  • Posted on January 16, 2022June 30, 2022

Eric Trump And Don Jr. Reportedly Agreed To An Alliance Against Ivanka And Jared

  • Posted on January 3, 2022June 30, 2022

The Halfway Post’s Guide To Make 2022 Better Than 2021!

  • Posted on January 2, 2022June 30, 2022

Life Hacks From The Republican Party

  • Posted on October 26, 2021June 30, 2022

Steve Bannon Is Now Selling “Freedom Yogurt” Made Of White People’s Semen

  • Posted on October 9, 2021June 30, 2022

BonnarQ-Anon’s Festival Lineup Just Dropped!

  • Posted on August 24, 2021June 30, 2022

How Donald Trump Now Spends Time With His Grandkids

  • Posted on July 3, 2021June 30, 2022

Andrew Giuliani Claims His 0% Support For NY Governor Is “Suspicious And Unfair”

  • Posted on June 30, 2021June 30, 2022
  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 15, 2021June 30, 2022

Matt Gaetz’s Favorite Pickup Lines For Paying Women For Sex With Cocaine

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 14, 2021June 30, 2022

Donald Trump’s Eating Habits Were Exposed In A White House Chef’s New Memoir

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 5, 2021June 30, 2022

Trump Is Suing His Grandchildren For Violating NDA’s He Made Them Sign As Infants

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 3, 2021June 30, 2022

Mar-A-Lago Contracts Now Stipulate That Donald Trump Gets 30 Minutes To Rant At Your Event

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 2, 2021June 30, 2022

Mike Pence’s 2024 Campaign Slogan Is “Getting Hard On Socialism”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 1, 2021June 30, 2022

Wild Things Have Been Found On Rudy Giuliani’s Phones And Computers Confiscated By The FBI

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 29, 2021June 30, 2022

Tips For Billionaires On How To Pinch Pennies After Biden Raises Their Taxes

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 28, 2021June 30, 2022

A List Of The Upcoming Memoirs From Top Officials In The Trump Administration

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 22, 2021June 13, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Lots Of Conditions For Her Debate With AOC

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 17, 2021June 13, 2022

The New “America First Caucus” Just Unveiled Its Nutty Platform

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