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The Halfway Post’s Satirical Manifesto

  • Posted on August 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Natalie Harp Has Become Trump’s De Facto Chief-Of-Staff

  • Posted on August 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Florida’s Child Sex Predator Law Could Give Trump The Death Penalty

  • Posted on August 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Get Ready For Dozens Of Naked Trump Photos When The Epstein Files Are Released

  • Posted on August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Mitch McConnell’s Musings From His Hospital Bed

  • Posted on August 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Donald Trump Is Pissed Biden’s Funeral Might “Upstage” His Own

  • Posted on August 15, 2026August 15, 2026

The DOJ Doesn’t Like, Trust, Or Respect Todd Blanche

  • Posted on August 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Trump’s Fast Food Diet Puts Him At Extreme Cyclosporiasis Diarrhea Risk

  • Posted on August 8, 2026August 8, 2026

Trump Won’t Sue You For Calling Him A Pedophile Because He Can’t

  • Posted on July 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Trump Wants The FCC To Ban On-Air Mentions Of His Body Odor

  • Posted on July 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Trump Says He Can Run For A Third Term, But Obama Can’t

  • Posted on July 27, 2026July 27, 2026

The Clitorati, The Secretive Feminist Mafia Who Hate Trump, Are Growing Fast

  • Posted on July 26, 2026July 26, 2026
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  • Posted on August 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Todd Blanche Sold His Soul To Satan To Be AG, Not “Acting AG”

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  • Posted on July 25, 2026July 25, 2026

A White House Chef Says Donald Trump Eats Like A Revolting Slob

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  • Posted on July 24, 2026July 24, 2026

The Internet Wants Andrew Tate’s Cannibal Prison Neighbor To Eat Him

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  • Posted on July 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Pete Hegseth Is Being Offered $10,000 To Publicly Take A Testosterone Test

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  • Posted on July 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Donald Trump Made Himself A Joke In Front Of 2 Billion Football Fans

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  • Posted on July 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Donald Trump Is Furious He Got Edited Out Of World Cup Photos

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  • Posted on July 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Trump Just Told The Entire Country On Live TV That He’s Incompetent

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  • Posted on July 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Todd Blanche’s Law License Just Committed Suicide

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  • Posted on July 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Elon Musk And DOGE Gave America Diarrhea

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on July 13, 2026July 13, 2026

Enjoy My Comedy? Here’s A Few Small Things You Can Do To Give Back!

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