by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 9, 2018 The National Republican Party Just Changed Its Mascot From An Elephant To A Hissing Opossum Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 9, 2018 Donald Trump Promises He Won’t Let Putin Get Past Second Base In Private Helsinki Meeting Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 7, 2018 Alex Jones Apologizes For Claiming Hillary Clinton Would Have Her Gay Frog Army Invade The South On July 4th Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 6, 2018 White House IT Guy Reveals Mike Pence’s Browser History Is Filled With Google Searches For “Michael Avenatti Shirtless” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 6, 2018 Scott Pruitt Says He Has No Intention of Ever Calling The Environment Again After F***ing It Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 3, 2018 Evangelicals Preparing Excuses For Trump In Case Elliot Broidy’s Playmate-Pregnancy-Abortion Scandal Was Actually His Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 2, 2018December 24, 2018 CEO Rewards Himself With $20 Million Bonus For Raising Profits By Cutting Minimum Wage Workers’ Breaks Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 1, 2018 “If Only God Would Do Something About Gun Violence” Say Conservatives Who Block Every Effort At Gun Control Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 29, 2018 Mitch McConnell: “This Supreme Court Vacancy Is Way Different Than Obama’s Last One Because F*** You” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 27, 2018 The Ghost Of Richard Nixon Is Elated He’s No Longer The Most Crooked President Thanks To Trump Read More
