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  • Posted on November 28, 2020November 28, 2020

Stephen Miller Voted Trump Administration’s “Sexiest Man”

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  • Posted on November 28, 2020November 28, 2020

Lindsey Graham Says He Feels Betrayed To Learn Trump Didn’t Cut The Debt At All

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  • Posted on November 28, 2020November 28, 2020

Trump Claims Kanye West Stole His Black Votes

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  • Posted on November 28, 2020November 28, 2020

Donald Trump Just Released The List Of Books He Read This Year

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  • Posted on November 27, 2020November 27, 2020

Trump Is Relieved He Doesn’t Have To Release A Healthcare Plan Anymore

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  • Posted on November 27, 2020November 27, 2020

Steve Bannon Is Collecting Donations To Build Trump’s Presidential Library

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  • Posted on November 27, 2020November 27, 2020

Trump Says COVID Deaths Are Because Of Biden, Stock Gains Are Because Of Him

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  • Posted on November 24, 2020November 24, 2020

Trump Blamed Election Loss On Mike Pence’s Family Not Being As Sexy As His

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  • Posted on November 24, 2020December 25, 2020

Donald Trump Is In Talks With Joel Osteen To Set Up A Televangelist “Church Of Trump”

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  • Posted on November 23, 2020November 23, 2020

Donald Trump Declares Candidacy For Pope So He Can Become Joe Biden’s Boss

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