Written By Dash MacIntyre

“No greater proof exists than The Halfway Post that the 1st Amendment is too lenient!”

Based out of St. Louis, The Halfway Post publishes America’s most halfway true satirical news. When it comes to the hypocrisy, hubris, and egomania of contemporary conservatism in America, I tell the quiet part out loud.

If a headline you find here seems too outlandish to be true, it’s probably because I made it up. But my articles are always at least halfway true, and often more factual than reality despite being fiction. My satire is award-winning, having earned the most coveted rating in the satire world of “Pants On Fire!” by PolitiFact, and my work is regularly cited by MAGA trolls who respond to my social media posts with poorly proofread insults.

I’ve also teamed up with Adrian Polk of The Conservation Monger to host the political podcast Brain Milk where we discuss the news, political strategy, the relevance of history, and American culture.


Dash MacIntyre


“The Halfway Post has better anonymous sources than any other news company in America!”

“Dash MacIntyre is certainly going to hell” -Jesus

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