Reasons Why MAGA Is Turning On Donald Trump

The following are reasons why MAGA Republicans are actually souring on Trump:

The Republicans have a government trifecta right now with majorities in both chambers of Congress, and Trump is forcing them to keep the government shut down and pass no conservative or MAGA style legislation whatsoever wasting incredibly valuable time in order to protect rapist pedophiles for as long as possible.
Everyone knows Trump is all over the Epstein Files, he let sex-trafficking rapist Ghislaine Maxwell go to a summer camp style prison, and for sure is going to pardon her before he leaves office.
Bailing out Argentina for $40 billion is not MAGA at all.
Bailing out Israel is not MAGA at all.
The trade warring has destroyed the livelihood of farmers most of all.
Trump claims he’s the best dealmaker who ever lived, but the two longest government shutdowns in US history have occurred under his watch.
Inflation and cost of living keeps going up despite Trump lying daily about prices going down, and it has become painfully clear that American consumers are ultimately paying for the tariffs.
Trump is falling asleep in meetings and press conferences way more often than Biden did, he visibly has extremely low energy, he has face drooping and an inability to walk in a straight line indicative of a past stroke, he keeps making stops at Walter Reed Hospital, and he won’t explain why he’s getting MRI tests.
The non-conspiracists are really upset RFK Jr. is wrecking public health and our national herd immunity.
Republicans have had fifteen years to come up with an Obamacare replacement, five of which Trump has been president promising he has a plan that’s better, covers more people, and is cheaper… yet they do not have a single specific idea to tell reporters when asked by reporters on live national television.
Trump never accomplished an infrastructure deal, an Iran nuclear deal, a North Korean nuclear deal, a healthcare deal, and he did not stop the Ukraine War on day one.
The only consistent thing about Trump’s foreign policy moves is a conspicuous subservience to the desires of Vladimir Putin.
Stephen Miller is a disturbed little freak who looks like if Nosferatu and Joseph Goebbels had a baby.
Libertarians cannot help but notice Trump’s masked ICE agents in unmarked cars roaming around with no identification whatsoever abducting law-abiding citizens on the street and disappearing them is absurdly tyrannical federal overreach.
Trump having lavish, Gatsby style parties at Mar-a-Lago while fighting in court to illegally block SNAP food stamp payments against the direct orders of several courts is a bad look.
Once again, despite all his populist campaign promises, Trump’s Republican budget majorly screws over the working class in order to prioritize tax cuts for the already mega rich.
He just smells so bad.
Trump’s ambiguous comments suggesting incestual attraction to Ivanka have never not been weird and creepy.
It’s hard to deny Trump is a sex criminal when he’s literally been found guilty of lying about sexually assaulting a woman by a jury of his peers.
Pete Hegseth is blatantly in way over his head as Secretary of War.
The cheap Bibles he sold were a sacrilegious grift considering the fact that he’s 79 years old and is so Biblically illiterate that he can’t tell pastors and reporters a single Bible verse he likes.
Trump always panders to televangelists and influential pastors when he needs Christians’ votes, but then never returns any of their calls when the election is over.
The NFTs Trump sold were drawn with incredibly bad taste while being a scam at best and a foreign money-laundering front at worst.
There’s something unAmerican, beta, and prissy about the way Trump eats his steaks well-done.
It’s unmanly that he very blatantly wears more makeup than all the women around him.
There’s good reason looking at his pants that he’s wearing adult diapers and has a catheter bag attached to his leg.
Demolishing part of the White House without getting official permission or even public approval has been bad temporary stewardship of the people’s house.
The gaudy decorating of the Oval Office with gold accents crammed in everywhere is cringey and in very bad taste, and more the aesthetic of an absolutist monarchy rather than a public democracy.
Ivanka married a Jew and converted, which is not popular with all of the GOP’s Hitler-sympathizers.
Two of Trump’s three wives were immigrants who chain-migrated their families to America, and Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, and Melania have “immigrant-poisoned blood” in the words of Trump’s xenophobe fans.
Melania’s reptilian looking eyes suggest to Trump’s more conspiracy minded fans that she’s an extra-terrestrial shapeshifting lizard spy.
Trump just won’t shut up about windmills and water pressure.
Trump has been president for five years but still can’t intellectually grasp that refugees claiming “political asylum” does not mean their government took them out of an insane asylum and dumped them on our border. 🥃

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