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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on July 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Donald Trump Is Furious He Got Edited Out Of World Cup Photos

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Trump’s Suspected Childhood Lead Paint Eating Problem

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Betting Odds On How Trump Will Likely Embarrass The US On His China Trip

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Trump Reportedly Farts Constantly, Has Lost “All Sphincter Control”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 4, 2026April 4, 2026

European Prosecutors Want to Prove Trump-Epstein Ties Before Midterms

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on March 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Far-Right ICE Agents Are Quitting Because Trump “Is Compromised By Israel”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Europe’s Epstein Prosecutors: “Americans Will Greet Us As Liberators”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 11, 2026February 11, 2026

We Have No Idea How Many People Have Epstein Blackmail On Trump

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Jokes About Mitch McConnell Before He Goes To Hell

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 31, 2026January 31, 2026

Closeted Republicans Are Using Empty “Melania” Screenings To Hook Up

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