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- Trump is threatening to sue any American who calls the burgeoning recession “the Trumpcession,” “the Trump Slump,” “Orangecession,” “the Dotard Downturn,” “the Mushroom Man’s Bust,” or “the Syphilitic’s Stagflation.”
- The CEO of a national chain of grocery stores has added a “Trump Tariff” surcharge at the bottom of every customer’s receipt with a picture of Trump depicted as a monkey throwing his feces.
- After Trump accused Democrats of selectively releasing some of the Epstein photos to make him look bad, Democrats suggested he just release all the Epstein Files himself, to which Trump just folded his arms across his chest and frowned.
- A top GOP official says he’s glad Democrats aren’t being “shameless hacks” about the two US soldiers killed earlier this week in Syria because, “If Kamala Harris was president now it would be Benghazi all over again!”
- After Trump repeated his claim that he didn’t know anything about Hegseth’s war crimes off the Venezuela coast, a reporter asked, “Is it because you fell asleep during that meeting?”
- GOP officials are reportedly worried Trump will get so upset about Republicans planning for a future after he’s gone that he’ll tell all his supporters to boycott voting in 2026 and 2028.
- Kim Jong Un is reportedly having his propaganda officials study and take notes on the Fox News commentary about Trump’s tariffs and his involvement in the Epstein Files.
- Following Trump’s sociopathic comments about Rob Reiner’s death, six churches in Idaho announced they’d be hosting “MAGA bonfire” events this weekend for congregants to burn their red hats and Trump flags.
- Trump’s sociopathic response to Rob Reiner’s death has inspired liquor stores in LA and NYC to begin offering special deals on champagne for customers to stock up and be prepared to party when Trump’s own demise finally arrives.
- A top NASA official just announced that he has used the James Webb Space Telescope to scan the entire visible cosmos, and can confidently confirm that Donald Trump is still the whiniest little bitch in the entire universe.
- A worker operating a forklift for the construction of Trump’s White House ballroom just accidentally knocked over a row of 3 porta-potties and spilled excretory waste all over the work site.
- JD Vance reportedly can’t believe that Trump’s Chief-of-Staff Susie Wiles thinks he’s unlikeable and opportunistic.
- FIFA officials reportedly want to rescind the Peace Prize they gave to Trump saying his horrific comments on the murder of Rob Reiner do not reflect the spirit of the award.
- Now that the Pulitzer Prize Board is seeking access to Trump’s tax returns and medical records for discovery in the lawsuit he started, Trump either has to admit he’s a whiny bitch and drop the lawsuit or score the biggest own goal in political history.
- Trump is reportedly adding Susie Wiles to his list of new year firings that include Kristi Noem, Corey Lewandowski, Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, and Pam Bondi.
- Lawyers suspect Trump is falling asleep in every cabinet meeting as a legal tactic so he can later claim he’s too old to stand trial for his Epstein crimes.
- Trump was reportedly overheard shouting in the White House, “Why do all my chiefs-of-staff describe me as unstable, impulsive, and self-defeating? Is it me? Am I the problem?”
- Trump Administration officials say his address to the nation tonight will NOT be about his dementia, incontinence, body odor, congestive heart failure, recent MRI scans, the giant bruises on his hands, or his cankles.
- Vanity Fair reportedly also had pictures of RFK Jr., but chose not to publish them because they felt he had brought too many dead animals to the photoshoot.
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If you think Donald Trump is a joke, I published two books for you: Satire In The Trump Years, and Satire In The Biden Years. Or, better yet, request your local library order a copy on their website.
I’ve also published three existentialist poetry books, Cabaret No Stare, Moon Goon, and Hotel Golden Hours available in print and on Kindle.
Because our social media platforms are being scrambled up by oligarchs, if you like my humor, diversify where you follow me so you never miss my jokes to interrupt your doomscrolling: Twitter, Bluesky, Threads, Facebook, Instagram, Spoutible, Medium, and Substack.
Browse my comedy portfolio, my graffiti news portfolio, and my poetry portfolio.
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