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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on February 6, 2021February 6, 2021

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reportedly Spent 3 Years Hunting For Bigfoot

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  • Posted on February 1, 2021February 1, 2021

QAnon Wants You To Pee On Your Kids So Democrats Can’t Smell Their Youthful Blood

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  • Posted on January 14, 2021February 19, 2021

Trump Staffers Built Him A Fake Twitter App To Distract Him From Inciting More Violence

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  • Posted on January 5, 2021January 5, 2021

MAGA Fan Dying Of COVID Is Thankful He Got To Spend His Last Years Yelling At Brown People

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  • Posted on December 31, 2020December 31, 2020

Mar-A-Lago Just Ordered 45 Pounds Of Kool-Aid Mix To Be Delivered On January 19th

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  • Posted on December 31, 2020February 16, 2021

What Paul Ryan Is Doing Now After Leaving Politics

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  • Posted on December 29, 2020December 29, 2020

The 10 Dumbest Things Trump Has Said About COVID

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  • Posted on December 28, 2020December 28, 2020

The Halfway Post’s Top 10 Articles Of 2020

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  • Posted on December 21, 2020December 21, 2020

Mitch McConnell Was Just Elected The Caliph Of ISIS For His Work Ruining America

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  • Posted on December 5, 2020December 5, 2020

Bill Barr Reminded Trump He Can’t Be Fired As He Has The Unredacted Mueller Report

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