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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 17, 2026January 17, 2026

Rudy Giuliani Was Missing For 6-Months, Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on March 7, 2025March 7, 2025

An Alien’s Advice For Improving Human Evolution

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 20, 2025February 20, 2025

NASA Admits Martians Exist, And Keep Pleasuring Themselves Sexually With Our Rovers

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 30, 2024December 30, 2024

Rudy Giuliani Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens “Again”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

Alien Advice For Humanity’s Evolutionary Defects

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 3, 2024April 30, 2024

Evolution Tips For Humans From A Visiting Alien

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 29, 2020September 30, 2020

Rudy Giuliani Mysteriously Tweeted “The Aliens Have Anal Probed Me For The LAST TIME!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 2, 2020June 13, 2022

Aliens Landed On Earth, Donated $10 Billion In Asteroid Metals To Defeat Mitch McConnell

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 15, 2020June 13, 2022

Rudy Giuliani Says He’s Been Abducted By Aliens 5 Times

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 9, 2020February 16, 2021

After Missing For Several Days, Rudy Giuliani Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens

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