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  • Posted on May 5, 2020February 12, 2021

Joel Osteen Hit By Lightning Again, Still Won’t Stop Taking Poor People’s Money

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on March 19, 2020December 23, 2020

Joel Osteen: “If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn’t Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!”

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  • Posted on March 18, 2020June 22, 2020

Joel Osteen Apologizes To America For Not Praying Hard Enough To Stop COVID19

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  • Posted on September 3, 2017

Joel Osteen’s Kids Already Feeling Guilty About Inheriting Millions That Should Have Gone To The Poor

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  • Posted on August 29, 2017

Camels Can Go Thru Needle Eyes Easier Than Flood Victims Can Get Into Joel Osteen’s Church

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on July 13, 2017November 21, 2019

Joel Osteen Struck By Lightning For The 9th Time, Still Won’t Stop Taking Poor People’s Money

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  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
    A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
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    Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
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    Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
  • Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church
    Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church
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    Donald Trump Is Reportedly Asking Around What Prison Is Like "For A Friend"
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Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
    A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
  • Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
    Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
  • Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
    Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
  • Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church
    Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church

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