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Tag: Biblical

  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Noah From The Bible Regrets Bringing Chlamydia Along On The Ark

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 5, 2024December 5, 2024

The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

Noah Says He’s Sorry For Bringing Chlamydia And All The Other STDs Along On The Ark

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 6, 2024May 3, 2024

Noah Says He’s Sorry For Bringing Chlamydia Along On The Ark

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 20, 2023

The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 18, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 26, 2020August 26, 2020

What Kind Of God Would Allow Jerry Falwell Jr.’s Existence?

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 25, 2020August 25, 2020

Jerry Falwell Jr. Says “The Bible Never Said Anything About Coveting Pool Boys”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 24, 2019July 1, 2020

Local Christian Starting To Suspect Jesus Would Not Approve Of Donald Trump

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 17, 2018November 14, 2023

Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible

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