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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 11, 2020November 11, 2020

Christian Trump Voters Are Struggling To Believe God Is A Libtard

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 6, 2020November 6, 2020

MAGA Christians Can’t Believe God Would Make Such A Big Mistake

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  • Posted on October 27, 2020October 27, 2020

Donald Trump Tells Wavering Christian Voters He’s A Virgin

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  • Posted on October 18, 2020January 3, 2021

Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark

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  • Posted on September 5, 2020September 5, 2020

Televangelist Says It’s So Unlike God To Allow A Pandemic To Affect His Church Profits

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  • Posted on August 29, 2020December 5, 2020

Christians Relieved Black Man Killed By Police Had Overdue Library Book So Murder Justified

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  • Posted on August 29, 2020August 29, 2020

God Can’t Believe Christians “Won’t Take A Hint” From COVID19, Hurricanes

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  • Posted on August 26, 2020August 26, 2020

What Kind Of God Would Allow Jerry Falwell Jr.’s Existence?

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  • Posted on August 26, 2020August 26, 2020

If Biden Is Elected, Democrats Will Eat All Our Babies and Americans Will Go Extinct

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  • Posted on August 25, 2020August 25, 2020

Jerry Falwell Jr. Says “The Bible Never Said Anything About Coveting Pool Boys”

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