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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 24, 2026September 24, 2026

The Bible’s Best Verse: When A Bald Man Makes A Bear Attack 42 Children

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 6, 2026September 6, 2026

Noah Says He’s Sorry For Bringing All The STDs Along On The Ark

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on June 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Has Donald Trump Been Faking His Christian Faith All Along?

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Noah From The Bible Regrets Bringing Chlamydia Along On The Ark

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 18, 2025December 17, 2025

Local Christian Is Oblivious His Christmas Tree Is Pagan

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 9, 2025December 8, 2025

Come Cherrypick Your Beliefs At The Christian Cafeteria!

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 17, 2025April 17, 2025

Jesus Was A Total “Karen” Customer At His Last Supper

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 6, 2025April 6, 2025

Trump Is Praying To God For The First Time In His Life To Save The Stock Market

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on March 26, 2025March 26, 2025

Trump Is Meeting With Investors To Set Up A Televangelist “Church Of Trump”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 7, 2025January 7, 2025

Jesus Just Returned, Wants To Know Who Decided “Christians” Didn’t Have To Be Jewish

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