by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 23, 2019December 23, 2019 Christian Groups Give Up On Praying To End Gun Deaths & Abortion, Admit God’s A Dick Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 20, 2019December 20, 2019 Top Evangelical Magazine Recommends Donald Trump Be Retroactively Aborted Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 19, 2019December 19, 2019 Donald Trump Pardoned 350 People Obama Jailed for Saying “Merry Christmas” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Local Evangelicals Wonder If Trump Getting Impeached Is God’s Will, Agree God Must Be Confused Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 17, 2019December 17, 2019 Jesus: “WTF? I Wasn’t Born On December 25th!” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 16, 2019December 16, 2019 Republican Rep: “God Told Me It Was Cool For My Mistress To Get An Abortion” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Local Abortion Protesters Take A Break To Go To The Mall And Protest Polyester Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 24, 2019 Local Christian Starting To Suspect Jesus Would Not Approve Of Donald Trump Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 19, 2019June 19, 2019 Local Christian Admits He’s Never Read The Bible, Just Likes Judging People Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 17, 2019June 17, 2019 Donald Trump Erroneously Claims The Patriarch of Judaism Was Abraham Lincoln Read More
