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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 6, 2025April 6, 2025

Trump Is Praying To God For The First Time In His Life To Save The Stock Market

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 28, 2020August 28, 2020

Jerry Falwell Jr. Says He Prayed Long And Hard, And God Has “Totally Forgiven Him”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 16, 2020June 13, 2022

Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For God To End COVID, Are They?

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 23, 2020June 13, 2022

…It’s Pretty Obvious Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Coronavirus To Go Away

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 22, 2020June 13, 2022

Fox News: “COVID19 Wouldn’t Have Happened If Liberals Prayed To White Jesus”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 17, 2020June 13, 2022

A Pale, Dehydrated Mike Pence Concedes Prayer Cannot, Will Not Stop Coronavirus

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 16, 2020June 13, 2022

Mike Pence Claims When Trump Broke Laws, He Was Away Praying For The Troops

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 23, 2019June 16, 2020

Christian Groups Give Up On Praying To End Gun Deaths & Abortion, Admit God’s A Dick

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022

God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 5, 2018

Michele Bachmann: “God Made It Very Clear He Does Not Want Me To Run For Al Franken’s Seat”

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