by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 9, 2018 The National Republican Party Just Changed Its Mascot From An Elephant To A Hissing Opossum Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 27, 2018 Local, Uninsured Republican Is Ecstatic He Got Cancer Because It’s “Owning Liberals So Bad” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 14, 2018 Republican Senate Candidate Is So Anti-Gay That Everyone Is Just Assuming He’s A Homosexual Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 30, 2018 Liberal Man Turns 50, Decides He’s Old Enough Now To Become An Angry, Racist, Republican Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 16, 2018December 24, 2018 When Paul Ryan Said The US Had To Get Its Debt Under Control, He Didn’t Mean While He Was Speaker Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 13, 2018 New GOP Rule Dictates That Republican Primary Candidates Can Only Hate Women Or Brown People, Not Both Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 13, 2018 Alex Jones Claims Donald Trump Is A Liberal Hoax Designed To Make Conservatives Look Bad Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 23, 2018 GOP Proposes Child Labor For Students To Work In Order To Pay For Their Schools’ Armed Guards Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 20, 2018 Local Voter Torn Between Democrats’ Plan To Reduce Gun Violence, And Republicans’ Plan To Do Nothing Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 17, 2018 Republican Senator Unveils Plan To Send All Of America’s Teachers Through A Marine Bootcamp Read More
