by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 6, 2020February 6, 2020 Ted Cruz Is Thrilled He’s No Longer The Most Hated GOP Senator Thanks To Romney Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 2, 2020February 2, 2020 New Viral Trend: Drunk Dialing Republican Senators And Yelling At Them Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 20, 2020January 20, 2020 Anti-Gay Evangelical Senator: “The Gays Tricked Me Into Forcing My Mistress To Get An Abortion” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 16, 2019December 16, 2019 Republican Rep: “God Told Me It Was Cool For My Mistress To Get An Abortion” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 9, 2018February 11, 2020 The National Republican Party Just Changed Its Mascot From An Elephant To A Hissing Opossum Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 27, 2018 Local, Uninsured Republican Is Ecstatic He Got Cancer Because It’s “Owning Liberals So Bad” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 14, 2018 Republican Senate Candidate Is So Anti-Gay That Everyone Is Just Assuming He’s A Homosexual Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 30, 2018 Liberal Man Turns 50, Decides He’s Old Enough Now To Become An Angry, Racist, Republican Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 16, 2018December 24, 2018 When Paul Ryan Said The US Had To Get Its Debt Under Control, He Didn’t Mean While He Was Speaker Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 13, 2018 New GOP Rule Dictates That Republican Primary Candidates Can Only Hate Women Or Brown People, Not Both Read More
