Trump Promises His Presidency’s End Will Be “The Best, Most Beautiful Greatest Constitutional Crisis Ever”


Washington D.C.—

President Donald Trump, who is increasingly aware that everyone can tell his presidency won’t last, has assured his supporters that his presidency will end with “the most beautiful, greatest Constitutional crisis ever.”

In a series of tweets, Mr. Trump explained:

“The American people don’t mind that Russia was involved to help me help them, only Crooked Hillary cares because she lost, SAD!”

“Comey lies about it all. He’s not even that tall-I’m taller and have higher IQ. I can assure I am ‘NOT’ a moron.

“If, and that’s a big if, I resign, it’s because everyone has been against me from the start. Liberals and ‘Republicans’ both.”

“And if I have to leave this White House which I love living in so much, it will be like nothing you’ve ever seen.”

“It will be the best, most beautiful greatest Constitutional crisis ever. Will they undo the election? Good luck with Shrillary!”

“I will not go down without a fight-I will be my whiniest, babiest, and bitchiest ever for the ‘American’ people.”

(Picture courtesy of Gage Skidmore.)

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s