The White House Press Pool reported that President Donald Trump went golfing yesterday, and surprised his Secret Service protection detail by insisting he go golfing while already golfing.
“It’s like he forgot where he was,” a White House aide who accompanied Trump reported, requesting anonymity. “He stopped on the fairway, kind of squinted into the middle distance, and then declared he ‘was done with this bullshit.’ Then he said that it was time for a round of golf.”
Anxious to cut down on the President’s ballooning golf trip costs, the Secret Service personnel drove Mr. Trump around the block before arriving back at the same golf course they had just left moments ago.
“The President perked right back up once he saw the greens again,” said the aide. “We got his clubs right back out for him, and he kept telling us to hurry up, hurry up, it’s time to golf.”