by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 19, 2019April 20, 2019 Fox News’ Only Advertiser Left Is A Survival Supplement Pill Sean Hannity Owns Half Of Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 12, 2019April 19, 2019 God Admits Letting Humans Sin So Much He Needed To Kill Them All In A Flood Wasn’t Very Omniscient Of Him Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 12, 2019April 12, 2019 Donald Trump: “My Tax Returns Should Be Transparently Locked Up And Hid Forever” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 11, 2019April 11, 2019 Mike Pence Lashes Out At Pete Buttigieg: “I’m Not Gay, YOU’RE Gay!” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 10, 2019April 10, 2019 Bill Barr, Since Obtaining The Mueller Report, Hasn’t Left Office And Has Turned Into Gollum-Like Creature Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 9, 2019April 9, 2019 Melania Trump Adopts A Caged Guatemalan Migrant Boy As Part Of Her “Be Best” Campaign Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 9, 2019April 9, 2019 Betsy DeVos Proposes School Rule To Expel Every Student Whose Parents Don’t Own A Yacht Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 9, 2019April 10, 2019 BREAKING: Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 17, 2018December 17, 2018 Newly Discovered “Super Smash Bros. Ultimate” Glitch Turns Donkey Kong Into President Donald Trump Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 10, 2018November 10, 2018 Bob Mueller Made America An Advent Calendar Filled With Indictments For Trump’s Campaign Read More
