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  • Posted on February 1, 2021February 1, 2021

QAnon Wants You To Pee On Your Kids So Democrats Can’t Smell Their Youthful Blood

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 14, 2021February 19, 2021

Trump Staffers Built Him A Fake Twitter App To Distract Him From Inciting More Violence

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  • Posted on January 5, 2021January 5, 2021

MAGA Fan Dying Of COVID Is Thankful He Got To Spend His Last Years Yelling At Brown People

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  • Posted on December 31, 2020December 31, 2020

Mar-A-Lago Just Ordered 45 Pounds Of Kool-Aid Mix To Be Delivered On January 19th

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  • Posted on December 21, 2020December 21, 2020

Mitch McConnell Was Just Elected The Caliph Of ISIS For His Work Ruining America

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  • Posted on December 5, 2020December 5, 2020

Bill Barr Reminded Trump He Can’t Be Fired As He Has The Unredacted Mueller Report

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  • Posted on December 3, 2020December 3, 2020

Donald Trump Threatens Joe Biden If He “Ever Hurts” His Lover, Kim Jong Un

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  • Posted on November 30, 2020November 30, 2020

Trump Claims After January 20th He’ll Be Doing A Lot Of Reading, Praying, And Sports With Barron

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  • Posted on November 30, 2020November 30, 2020

Mike Pence Regrets That Trump Didn’t Do More To Reverse Territorial Gains Made By The Gay Agenda

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  • Posted on November 30, 2020February 6, 2021

Ivanka Trump Won The White House Talent Show Judged By Her Dad For The 4th Consecutive Year

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