by Dash MacIntyre Posted on December 31, 2020December 31, 2020 Mar-A-Lago Just Ordered 45 Pounds Of Kool-Aid Mix To Be Delivered On January 19th Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on December 23, 2020December 23, 2020 Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on November 29, 2020November 29, 2020 House Democrats Just Cut Funding For The Cable TV At The White House Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on November 22, 2020November 22, 2020 Newly Discovered STD That Turns Penises Orange Named After Donald Trump Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on November 16, 2020November 16, 2020 Donald Trump Claimed Being President Is “Worse Than Being Around Eric” Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on November 3, 2020November 3, 2020 Trump: “I’m Going To Win So Big, Let’s Not Waste Everyone’s Time Actually Counting The Votes!” Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on October 19, 2020October 19, 2020 Trump Threatened To “Lock Up” Every White Suburban Woman Who Votes For Joe Biden Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on October 18, 2020October 18, 2020 Trump Told The Secret Service To Reserve Rooms At His Golf Club From November 4 To January 20 Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on September 4, 2020September 4, 2020 Trump Reportedly Wanted To Add “Loser” To The Tomb Of The Unknown Read More