by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 28, 2020January 28, 2020 Mitch McConnell Caves, Says He Can’t Defend “President Orangutan” Anymore Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 22, 2019November 22, 2019 Fox News Announces New Show: “Trump’s Thoughts,” Where The President Calls In And Rants For Half An Hour Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 21, 2019November 21, 2019 Donald Trump Worries He’s Letting Down Vladimir Putin By Being Impeached So Soon Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 14, 2019December 10, 2019 Trump Reportedly Tried To Give Jeffrey Epstein A “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 3, 2019July 3, 2019 Donald Trump Says He And Osama Bin Laden Would Have Been Great Friends Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 10, 2019June 10, 2019 Donald Trump Congratulates Self On Negotiating For Free Chips+Salsa At Mexican Restaurant Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 4, 2019June 4, 2019 Donald Trump Says John McCain Has Been Haunting His Diet Cokes Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 Rudy Giuliani Claims Donald Trump’s Long Lost Twin Brother Devin Did All The Colluding, Not Him Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 17, 2018December 17, 2018 Newly Discovered “Super Smash Bros. Ultimate” Glitch Turns Donkey Kong Into President Donald Trump Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 27, 2018 History Book Publishers Are Now Scrambling To Add Asterisks Between “President” And “Donald Trump” Read More
