by colefigus Posted on September 3, 2017 Trump Apologizes For Wrongly Stating Obama Wiretapped—Lolz JK, We Couldn’t Keep A Straight Face Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 28, 2017August 28, 2017 Trump Regrets “Trump Water” Went Bankrupt Before He Could Profit From Natural Disasters As President Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 27, 2017June 13, 2022 With Bannon and Gorka Gone, John Kelly Looking To Persuade President Trump to Fire Donald Trump Next Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 25, 2017July 9, 2020 America Should Remember That Donald Trump Was Born In A Time Of Widespread Lead-Based Paint Use Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 24, 2017June 12, 2020 Donald Trump Threatens A Government Shutdown If Congress Doesn’t Increase His Hair Spray Budget Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 23, 2017 Bernie Sanders Should Follow Each Of Trump’s Rallies With His Own: Convert Deplorables Into Social Democrats Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 23, 2017April 28, 2020 Donald Trump Totally Can’t Read The Room And Still Ludicrously Plans To Run Again In 2020 Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 22, 2017December 10, 2019 Afghanistan Super Relieved, Was Worried Trump Might End War & Its Record-Breaking Year Streak Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 15, 2017 Trump’s Staff Gives Him A “1st Place Prez” Trophy Every 2 Hours So He Doesn’t Nuke Random Countries Read More