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  • Posted on January 14, 2021January 14, 2021

Trump Staffers Built Him A Fake Twitter App To Distract Him From Inciting More Violence

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 5, 2021January 5, 2021

MAGA Fan Dying Of COVID Is Thankful He Got To Spend His Last Years Yelling At Brown People

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  • Posted on December 31, 2020December 31, 2020

Mar-A-Lago Just Ordered 45 Pounds Of Kool-Aid Mix To Be Delivered On January 19th

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  • Posted on December 31, 2020December 31, 2020

What Paul Ryan Is Doing Now After Leaving Politics

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  • Posted on December 29, 2020December 29, 2020

The 10 Dumbest Things Trump Has Said About COVID

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  • Posted on December 21, 2020December 21, 2020

Mitch McConnell Was Just Elected The Caliph Of ISIS For His Work Ruining America

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  • Posted on December 5, 2020December 5, 2020

Bill Barr Reminded Trump He Can’t Be Fired As He Has The Unredacted Mueller Report

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  • Posted on December 3, 2020December 3, 2020

Donald Trump Threatens Joe Biden If He “Ever Hurts” His Lover, Kim Jong Un

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  • Posted on November 30, 2020November 30, 2020

Trump Claims After January 20th He’ll Be Doing A Lot Of Reading, Praying, And Sports With Barron

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  • Posted on November 30, 2020November 30, 2020

Donald Trump, Bill Barr, and Chris Christie Are Having A Wet T-Shirt Contest To Raise Funds For Vote Recounts

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Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
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