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Author: Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. I created The Halfway Post, and have published comedy with McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Points In Case, The Haven, Little Old Lady Comedy, and The Daily Drunk. I also publish poetry with The Lark on Medium. Check out my Substack newsletter The Halfway Café. My Dada Trump book "Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post" is available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 5, 2024December 5, 2024

The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children

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  • Posted on December 4, 2024December 4, 2024

A Letter From The Front In The War On Christmas

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  • Posted on December 3, 2024December 3, 2024

Christians Are Blissfully Unaware Their Christmas Trees Are Pagan AF

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  • Posted on December 1, 2024December 1, 2024

I Was The Waiter At The Last Supper, And Jesus Was A Total Karen

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  • Posted on November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

Alien Advice For Humanity’s Evolutionary Defects

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  • Posted on November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

Noah Says He’s Sorry For Bringing Chlamydia And All The Other STDs Along On The Ark

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  • Posted on November 27, 2024November 27, 2024

Donald Trump’s Secret Questionnaire For All Staffers Just Leaked!

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  • Posted on November 26, 2024November 26, 2024

Tension Is Rising Between Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk

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  • Posted on November 25, 2024November 25, 2024

Pretentious Artspeak For Juvenile Graffiti

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  • Posted on November 24, 2024November 24, 2024

Senator Burt Winthrop Died 29 Years Ago, Still Won’t Retire

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