These are all comedy pieces I’ve published elsewhere, enjoy!
Noah Says He’s Sorry For Bringing Chlamydia Along On The Ark
Book Endings If They Were About Donald Trump
Facebook’s Algorithm Is Ruining Everyone’s Life (Except Mine Because I Only Get Puppy Videos)
Rejected HuffPost Personal Essay Titles
Updated Corporate Slogans That Aren’t In Any Way Problematic
Highbrow Criticism Of Lowbrow Graffiti
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