These are all comedy pieces I’ve published elsewhere, enjoy!

Noah Says He’s Sorry For Bringing Chlamydia Along On The Ark

Not Millennials’ Fault

Book Endings If They Were About Donald Trump

Facebook’s Algorithm Is Ruining Everyone’s Life (Except Mine Because I Only Get Puppy Videos)

Rejected HuffPost Personal Essay Titles

Updated Corporate Slogans That Aren’t In Any Way Problematic

Highbrow Criticism Of Lowbrow Graffiti

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