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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 22, 2020January 2, 2021

Florida Man Blaming China For Eating Weird Animals Remembers He Eats Weird Animals

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 10, 2018June 13, 2022

The Most Shocking Evidence Found In Michael Cohen’s FBI Raid Is “Thousands” Of McDonalds Receipts

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 28, 2018June 13, 2022

Personal Physician To Donald Trump Is A Recently Opened Position Literally No One On Earth Wants

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 17, 2018

Presidential Physical: Trump’s Lab Results Reveal His Blood Content Is 90% Big Mac Sauce

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 15, 2018December 10, 2019

Donald Trump’s Health Checkup Claims His Beach Body Is Better Than Obama’s

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 14, 2018June 13, 2022

Trump Paid A McDonalds Cashier $150K To Stay Quiet About How Many Big Macs He Can Eat In One Go

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 14, 2017

Donald Trump To Start Diet, Limit Himself To Only 12 Big Macs Per Day, 6 Diet Cokes Per Hour

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