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Tag: election

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 24, 2020November 24, 2020

Trump Blamed Election Loss On Mike Pence’s Family Not Being As Sexy As His

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 18, 2020November 18, 2020

Rudy Giuliani Told A Judge The Election Was On “Opposite Day” So Trump Won

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 10, 2020November 10, 2020

Trump Claims When Joe Biden Jogged To The Podium For His Acceptance Speech It Was A Stunt Double

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 8, 2020November 8, 2020

Donald Trump Suggests He and Joe Biden Flip A Coin For The Presidency

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 8, 2020November 8, 2020

Trump Claims He Was About To Make COVID Disappear, But “Not Anymore!”

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  • Posted on November 8, 2020November 8, 2020

Donald Trump’s Leaked Concession Speech Includes The Word “Unfair” 97 Times

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 4, 2020November 4, 2020

Donald Trump Is Suing Every Biden Voter For $5 Billion Each For “Damages To His Brand”

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  • Posted on November 3, 2020November 3, 2020

Trump: “I’m Going To Win So Big, Let’s Not Waste Everyone’s Time Actually Counting The Votes!”

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  • Posted on November 2, 2020November 2, 2020

Donald Trump Promises He’ll Win, But Says If He Loses It’s Mike Pence’s Fault

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 1, 2020November 1, 2020

Georgia Election Officials Say The Constitution Does Not Specifically Say Democrats Can Vote

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