by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 19, 2020February 19, 2020 Donald Trump Keeps Saying He Will Win “Erection 2020” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 2, 2020February 2, 2020 Aliens Landed On Earth, Donated $10 Billion In Asteroid Metals To Defeat Mitch McConnell Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 28, 2020January 28, 2020 Trump: “Trust Me, I’ll Let Bolton Testify… Right After The Election!” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 13, 2019November 13, 2019 Nikki Haley And Mike Pence Are Talking Shit About Each Other To Trump To Be His 2020 VP Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 14, 2019February 4, 2020 EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump’s 2020 Campaign Slogans Just Leaked! Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 6, 2018 Mike Pence: “I Voted Blue, So Should You! I Can’t Be President Unless Democrats Impeach Trump” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 26, 2018 Donald Trump Jr. Swears His Advocacy For His Dad Is Not Motivated By Fear Of An Impending Prison Sentence Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 8, 2018December 10, 2019 Ted Cruz, Now Tied With Beto O’Rourke In Polls, Says He Regrets Inspiring Everyone To Hate Him Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 16, 2018November 17, 2019 Green Party Plans To Again Defeat Democrats In 2020 Because Dems Only Give Them 90% Of What They Want Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 15, 2018 Democrats Realize Trump Was Right When He Said They’d Get Tired Of Winning So Much Read More
