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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 2, 2020June 13, 2022

Televangelists Are Glad Jesus Is Fake, Or He’d Be Furious At Their Bank Accounts

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 21, 2020June 13, 2022

God Admits Humans Aren’t His Favorite Creation

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 23, 2020June 13, 2022

…It’s Pretty Obvious Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Coronavirus To Go Away

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 21, 2020June 13, 2022

With Coronavirus Raging, God Admits He’s Not Actually Omnipotent

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 19, 2020November 14, 2024

Joel Osteen: “If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn’t Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 18, 2020June 13, 2022

Joel Osteen Apologizes To America For Not Praying Hard Enough To Stop COVID19

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  • Posted on March 17, 2020June 13, 2022

A Pale, Dehydrated Mike Pence Concedes Prayer Cannot, Will Not Stop Coronavirus

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 15, 2020June 13, 2022

Evangelicals Are Confident God Will Stop COVID-19 Just Like He Stopped Gun Violence

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 14, 2020June 13, 2022

Mike Pence Feels God Has Gotten Confused By Doing Coronavirus AFTER Obama

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 10, 2020June 13, 2022

GOP Christians Don’t Get Why God Would Do A Pandemic When The POTUS Is White

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