by colefigus Posted on February 20, 2018June 13, 2022 No Offense, God, But You’re Kind Of Letting Global Fascism Rise Again, Like, WTF? Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 11, 2018April 28, 2020 Mike Pence Demands God Explain Why He Isn’t President Yet Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 5, 2018 Michele Bachmann: “God Made It Very Clear He Does Not Want Me To Run For Al Franken’s Seat” Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 2, 2018 What Kind Of Loving God Would Allow It To Be -5 Degrees On New Year’s Eve? Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 15, 2017 Jesus Christ: “Why I Burned My Republican Party Membership Card” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 1, 2017 Jesus Embarrassed To Mention His Mere Day-Long Crucifixion Around Prometheus and Sisyphus Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 24, 2017 Neo-Nazis Insist Sunburns Prove That Whites Are “God’s Chosen People” Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 23, 2017June 13, 2022 John McCain Proves That Republicans Turn Liberal When They’re Facing God’s Judgement Soon Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 26, 2017June 13, 2022 God—Hinting At 2020—Promises Bernie Sanders Wont Die Until He’s 120 Years Old Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 9, 2017June 13, 2022 God Admits Humans Aren’t In His Top Ten Favorite Creations Read More
