by colefigus Posted on October 23, 2019June 28, 2020 Neo-Nazis Insist Sunburns Prove Whites Are “God’s Chosen People” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 12, 2019August 27, 2021 God Has No Clue Why Conservatives Say He Thinks “All Life Is Sacred” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 27, 2019July 9, 2020 Neo-Nazis Insist Sunburns Are Proof That Whites Are “God’s Chosen People” Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 12, 2019August 13, 2020 God Admits Letting Humans Sin So Much He Needed To Kill Them All In A Flood Wasn’t Very Omniscient Of Him Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 26, 2018 Mike Pence, Pissed That God Hasn’t Made Him President Yet, Converts To Atheism Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 11, 2018June 13, 2022 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 1, 2018June 13, 2022 “If Only God Would Do Something About Gun Violence” Say Conservatives Who Block Every Effort At Gun Control Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 13, 2018June 13, 2022 God Is Reportedly Astounded How Trump Supporters Can Fail EVERY Single Test Of Moral Character He Gives Them Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 15, 2018June 13, 2022 Jesus: Trump-Loving Evangelical Franklin Graham “Is The Biggest Dupe Who Has Ever Lived” Read More
